Don't Worry Chase Bank,
Nobody Here but us Lemmings.

Wednesday, January 13, 2010

JP Morgan Chase makes money by Charging Fees, just another barnacle feeding off somebody else's wealth, not creating it.

With apologies to barnacles. Barnacles probably serve some important ecological function by attaching themselves to other living organisms and feeding off of them, but Chase Bank appears to be about feeding off of others by charging fees to make a profit, which then converts to bankster bonuses into the tens of billions of dollars.

Don't forget, the Cat Who Ate Chase Bank, the book, coming out in early 2010.


  1. Hi, Alessandro!

    You can count on me to hand some of these out. They are GREAT! Thanks for doing all the work on this. I think I have some groups that I can forward this too, also, so it can get circulated. I'll be sure to link it back to you and your site.

    ~Cynde (Cynde's Got The Write Stuff)

  2. Hi Alessandro,

    I also just ran across this Comedy Nation on Chase Bank. Pretty good.

    Friends don't let Friends use Chase Bank.